Porch Pirate Ol’ Scurvyshorts Richards Steals Package from Chandler Home

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Porch Pirate Ol’ Scurvyshorts Richards Steals Package from Chandler Home

On January 13, 2022, at 5:00pm, a porch pirate who we're calling “Ol’ Scurvyshorts Richards” stole a package from reader Robert's home near W Elliot Rd and N Alma School Rd in Chandler, Arizona.

It's hard to tell what the thief looks like because he's facing away from the camera the whole video, but he appears to be a black man wearing a baseball cap with a white bill under his large white hoodie, along with blue jeans.

The thief shoved the contents down his pants, and apparently it was Chapstick, so…have fun with that, guy? He took Chapstick but left his bottle allegedly containing lean and soda. For those of you who don't know what lean is, it's basically cough syrup or a concoction containing it, which some people abuse for its intoxicating effects.

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