On December 19, 2021, at 10:21am, a porch pirate stole roughly $200 worth of packages from reader Emma's home near Rural and Baseline in Tempe, Arizona.
Emma has dubbed the purple-haired thief—dressed in patterned leggings and a flannel shirt—”Purple Polly.” Far from wanting just a cracker, this Polly apparently also feels entitled to all of your possessions.
Do you have any information about this theft? This theft has been reported to the Tempe Police Department. Please call them at non-emergency number 480-350-8311 with any information about this theft, and reference case T21005893. Use the form below or contact [email protected] to share your tip about this case or to get your own porch piracy case listed for free! We will keep you anonymous if you prefer.